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Mr. Martin is the most powerful man in the world. He is the glowing torch in the cave of humanity. When you first meet him you piss your self but after a year or two you realize he's still scary with a mixture of nice, chill, and cool. Other Mr's wish they were a Mr. Martin.
Oh my god is that Mr. Martin, He looks so chill.
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A surprisingly public pedophile on the Mr. Rogers show. Fred Rogers employed Mr. Mcfeeley on a work-furlough program, and openly discussed Mcfeeley's irrisistable urges on the show. McFeeley explained that he was heavily medicated, and the children on the show had nothing to fear as long as the cameras continued to roll. He is listed in the National Registry for sex Offenders for several Mctouches and more than a few Mcfeels.
Mr Mcfeeley didn't so much enjoy delivering the mail as he did lurking around the studio when children visited the set. The Mustache was a rather weak disguise.
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A Mr. Rimjob is an English professor characterized by his or her inability to do anything professionally or correctly. The original Mr. Rimjob, possessor of the most minuscule dick in existence and scientifically proven to be a certified shit-for-brains fuckhead, was the first Brit ever to teach at Summit Prep. Known worldwide for his ability to ad-lib classroom sessions and pull raw, unrefined, pure bullshit from his gritty asshole, Rimmy, as he is known to his closest friends, never ceases to amaze with his unprofessional and immature style. The epitome of unredeeming vulgarity, Rimjob has been called everything from "The North American Cockeater" to "The Shit." When asked of his opinion of Mr. Rimjob in an interview with the New York Times, President Barack Obama stated vindictively, "Oh that ol' fucker? He a bitch. Imagine some trashy, HIV infected, heroine-addicted slut who gives birf to a baby that she throws in the nearest dumpster--imagine a bulbous maggot living in the dumpster which crawls onto the baby to feast at its flesh--Rimms aint worth the smegma on that maggot's uncircumsized cock." He later issued an apology. In conclusion, Drew Rimjob is the dumbest dumb dumb to ever teach at Dumbit and will forever be immortalized for this role.
Mr. Rimjob is brown on the inside.
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1) n. A male who holds a reputation for his skill in, and love of, eating pussy.
1) Josh is a regular Mr Pussy, chicks love him.
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the most kick-ass teacher ever!!
you: so who's your english teacher this year?
me: MR. BOKASH!!
you: sweeeet.
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A large, black, hugeass woman, exceedingly fond of slugs and other molluscs. Prone to handing out toffees and saying "What is this?!" in a surprised tone.
Mrs Odois are most commonly found in the Amazon Rainforest, with the rest of the Odoi tribe.
She is a mother to two fully-grown niglets.
I was 'doing a Mrs Odoi' and buying a pet slug.
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A character in the T.S Eliot book and Andrew Lloyd Webber's Musical 'Cats'.
Look at that cat! It's Magic Mr. Mistoffelees, yo!
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