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Matthew

Some poor soul that always seems to get friend-zoned

Bro 1: Yo, you seen Matthew?
Bro 2: nah, he's too busy getting no pussy

by Notablackman May 9, 2019

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Matthew

Matthew's are either the absolute worst or the best. But at their best they will treat you like a queen, they are goofy and loving and kind, super smart and athletic, and they make everything seem so easy and everything comes naturally to them. They might have had a rough past but they will change and grow for the ones they love. They seek the best in people and everyone admires them for their amazing and strong personalities. If you have a Matthew and he treats you right then never let him go because you will never find another one like him.

Hey you know Matthew?... yeah he's the hottest guy in school!

by lovleylama1234 December 15, 2019

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matthew young

A robot

The government did not know that the Matthew young was a robot, yet.

by Conspiracy buster April 20, 2017

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Matthew Tesfa

When he grows up will b the greatest basketball player to ever live with all the awards and championship and billions of dollars and his own shoe with Nike Just the best

Matthew Tesfa is the Goat

by mteslabrown April 29, 2021

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pulling a matthew

when he beats his pp meat with aggression

damn he pulling a matthew with his mom

by Xxrobloxkidxx April 1, 2019

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Matthew and Halia

This is a amazing match, they are soul mates. If this is y’all then make sure you never let each other go. Usually this match starts off as friends but as your friendship grows y’all start to fall in love. Y’all will move in together and have a amazing relationship. You are each other’s best friends and eventually will be each other’s significant lover. You both will have friends that come and go and you will have challenges in life but not matter what you will have each other to depend on. You to will be each other’s rock. With Halia’s bright and exciting personality and Matthew’s dark and naughty side they even out very well. You both have to contribute to this relationship for it to work but if you find yourself a halia or if you find yourself a matthew never let them go because this is the person you will have by your side for the rest of your life. Y’all feed off of each other and both bring out the good in each other. So don’t let them go.

Man I wish I could find me a Matthew and Halia, only if your name is one of these though.

by I can tell the future January 14, 2021

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matthew fang

An ass who belongs in the dump.

Hey look at the hobo he looks like a matthew fang.

by OSAWA IM August 20, 2018

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