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mental waterboarding

One of the forms of terrorism used by the smart asses in the everyday office environment (in the form of following up on issues with coworkers who hoped that the particular issue has fallen between chairs).

"Aww crap John just mentally waterboarded us on the missing schedules discussed two months ago."

"Yes I hate this mental waterboarding!"

by captainjayjay June 25, 2020


Mental Patient

What I call myself.

Person 1: I think murder’s okay 🤪🤪🤪🤪 /j
Person 2: You mental patient

by Superjuliam October 15, 2021


Fluid Mentality

Not to be confused with "Fluid Mental Rigidity". Although similar, the difference is between the ability to stand one's ground but also be accepting of others and there difference's. Someone with this trait can fit in anywhere or be any shape the situation requires, without conflict of ideology or lifestyle. Like a fluid.

Man! I thought that preppy kid wouldn't be able to handle that kind of crowd! I was wrong, he must have a fluid mentality.

by Bmanb May 15, 2023


ollies mental health

Ollies mental health is so bad that noone can fix it.

person 1: i cant believe its so bad
person 2: yeah, its just as bad as ollies mental health

by amiexistent December 6, 2022


Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.

Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾

by sugaraddict January 4, 2019


mental pickle

When you are confused with a situation

"It seems you've caught me in a mental pickle." -Dumb Horny Boy (who has a finance but wants nudes from another girl)

by Funnygal123456789 August 23, 2019


tradesman mentality

When someone has a particular trade (particularly bricklayers) and think they are better then everyone else and have a much harder job than anyone, making everyone else's job seem irrelevant to boost their ego.

Often people that lack intellectual intelligence and couldn’t do any job that involves it.

Office worker: “I’ve had such a hard day today in the office had so much work to do”

Trademan: “No you haven’t I work 100% harder than you, your job is easy, I should be the one thats had a hard day”

Office worker: “You have a very sour case of Tradesman mentality

by Thom Staticz 2 June 24, 2022