A very hard and constant bone that won't go away
I have had a metal dick for the past few days! It's amazing!
Crip metal is any genre of metal (usually thrash, black metal, or metalcore) with Crip members or lyrics about being a Crip and doing Crip activities like smoking weed and killing bloods, other crips, or other gangs.
Some Crip metal bands aren't actually part of the gang, but instead like the aesthetic of Crips or gang music.
Person 1: "I just started my new Crip Metal band, we scream about killing bloods and shit"
Person 2: "nice cuh"
Person 1: "Did you hear that black metal band band name?"
Person 2: "nah man that shits Crip Metal"
A catch-all term for cleaner/lighter forms of metal music as opposed to heavy metal, Light metal generally consists of hard rock, alternative metal, melodic metalcore, melodic hardcore, and post-hardcore.
My cousin Jeremy likes listen to light metal
"False metal" is a term created by Manowar in the 80s to describe glam metal music.
Nowadays it also includes nu metal, deathcore, metalcore and similar genres. Some people also include DSBM (depressive suicidal black metal).
Me: These idiots seem to be sure it's metal.
DSBM guy: It is? Why, what, eh?
Me fr: Go listen to some Aura Noir. Death to false metal!
A subculture of the metal scene. Walmart metal heads purchase their entire wardrobe from Walmart, wearing "heavy metal" shirts consisting of skulls, fire, motorcycles, playing cards, or all of the above. These shirts are frequently paired with cheap sunglasses and straight leg blue jeans. Walmart metallers are often found drinking PBR, listening to Five Finger Death Punch, or smoking meth in their trailer.
That redneck guy blasting Pantera is totally walmart metal.
Being able to give oral pleasure without the interference of your braces
Braceface Betty gave me great head. She sure knows how to work the metal.