A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.
Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly
Gnocci
"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."
When a man behavior is so questionable it repels women towards other men.
He’s using the mike effect to get out of his relationship
Probably the greatest sandwich shop in flushing queens, new york. It is not really named "Mike's Deli", but most know it as that. It is run by a humble asian couple with a stoner son who sits behind the counter blazed out of his mind, but his parents are really nice. The real talent is in mike himself whos sandwiches are works of God. If one may be so lucky as to find this place on Northern Boulevard in Flushing, consider yourself lucky. I can assure you you will not find a better sandwich.
Dude i just had a bombshell at Mike's deli and i jizzed in my pants. Mike is a sandwich God
A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.
I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.
A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard
Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.
Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.