Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.

You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.

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Muffin Fudger

To be used in place of "Mother F***er".
If one is not allowed to swear, 'Muffin fudger' can be the replacement.

"You muffin fudger!"
"I hate muffin fudging homework."

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muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

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Chicken Muffin

A Nickname for a/your dog.

Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.

Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.

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Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.

Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.

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pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

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Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

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