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A man with a penis wider than it is long.
"It's not long but it's big around, that's why they call me Tuna Can Tommy."
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Barack Obama's new catch phrase which has somehow been made into a song, of course by the Black Eyed Peas (featuring numerous other celebrities), cause they're SO politically conscious. The song is meant to be inspiring, yes people working together, we'll change the world, etcetera, etcetera, except it really leaves me wondering whether william or whatever his fucking name is (I know there are some fucking periods somewhere in it) has any ear for music, because the song sounds like crap, and the Obama voiceover kills any possibility of a person actually enjoying the experience of listening to it, because (and I'm not naming any names) certain types of peas just can't make music.
In spanish yes we can translates as si se puede, but the song still sucks orangutan tits.
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1. A parody of the word "deodrant can".
The action in which someone jumps upon another person's back causing feaces (shit) to spray or gush out of the victim's rectum.
2. A very badly smelling brand of deodrant.
1.That was definetly the best idea we ever had of me jumping off the bunkbed onto your back causing you to do a deassdrant can all over the carpet.
2.Man, you stink, what you been using, deassdrant can.
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It’s where you can relate to everything.
“I love myself even if I look like a burnt chicken nugget, I still love myself” I CAN RELATE.
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A girl or young woman who is nice looking and a little on the thick side, not yet fat or cubby, but within 5 years of finishing high school or giving birth to a child will gain and retain that excess weight forever, never again being able to recapture her once curvations figure. Much like opening a can of refrigerated biscuts, once you pop that seal there's no way to get that dough back into that skinny can.
After the Class reunion, Marc laughed out loud at his year book pictures and captions which included: Dave-then Captain of the Football team and voted Best Hair now bald as eagle used car salesman and Sharon-then homecoming queen, prom queen, and head cheerleader(always top of the pyramid) now biscut can girl extrodinare and divorced mother of one.
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If you live in a rich neighbor hood or city and they provide everyhouse with those over sized garbage cans on wheels. Wait till like 4 AM and get a big car like a Suburban or Hummer and have the passenger grab the garbage can and floor it! Releaseing the garbage can into a group of mailboxes and see how many you can knock down.
This one time i went GarbageCan Bowling and i picked up the heaviest garbage can i could find, at least 200lbs and we got up to 70mph on the street and i knocked over three mailboxes it sounded like a car accident
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A SPORT PLAYABKE ONLY WHEN UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MARIJUANA , WERE THE OBJECTIVE OF THE GAME IS TO ROAM THE STREETS OF YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD , FIND A HOUSE WITH A GARBAGE CAN AND A BASKETBALL HOOP SIMPLY PICK UP THE TRASH CAN AND THROW IT INTO THE HOOP AND LEAVE A SURPISE FOR THE HOME OWNER
I WAS HIGH SO I SNEAKED OUT AND PLAYED GARBAGE CAN NIGGERS
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