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john wayne

slang for the government issue p 38 can opener. The P-38 can opener is a small device issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s. Originally designed for and distributed in the K-ration, it was later included in the C-ration.

It was developed in 1942.

Nicknamed the "John Wayne" because he was shown in a training film opening a can of K-Rations, the can opener is keychain sized and consists of a short metal blade that serves as a handle (and also a screwdriver to the resourceful), with a small, hinged metal tooth that folds out to pierce the can lid. A notch just under the hinge point keeps the opener hooked around the rim of the can as the device is "walked" around to cut the lid out. A larger version called the P-51 is somewhat easier to operate.

I'm going to get the john wayne out of my pack so we can open these cans.

by Palombo July 15, 2008

61πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


john lennon

this is a response to definitions # 16 and 17 for john lennon.
you are an idiot and im sorry your posts were admitted.
John Lennon was one of the most amazing people alive ever, not just because of his amazing ability to write music, but because of his views on the world (so true, listen to imagine, im being a stereotype but jeez) Lennon promoted peace, and everyones right to do what they wanted to do, and speak freely. he had some great ideas on how people should try and make the world a better place (which still aint happening sorry to say) so i dont know where you two get off saying this stuff about him of all people, for invalid reasons...Lennons music wasnt about selling out and being popular, it was about the message if anything, buy the very best of john lennon and dont just listen to it on your way to work while you chug back a mocha latte frappe swankaccino from starbucks, actually listen to it and listen to the lyrics, and see if u can get it, and he wasnt the personification of love and peace or whatever it was, he was a guy who (oh god forbid) wanted open love, peace, and he sang about his ideas, and anything else he felt like, and it was great, so before you go off slamming great people and saying he is only loved because he was murdered, why dont you look at him a bit more before the murder and appreciate it. and as for his comment regarding the beatles being bigger than jesus, john lennon had a sense of humor, he wasnt wound uptight enough to make a big deal out of everything, and who knew if christianity would have lived, he was just speculating.
but hey, im all for opinions, so if you wanna go on hating good people, calling them self righteous arse holes, no ones stopping you.
peace.

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one" -
"whatever gets you through the night, its alright" -
long live John Lennon.

by aboveusonlysky August 20, 2007

118πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


john dory

cockney ryhming slang for "story"

what's the john dory mate?

by mr good August 30, 2004

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


papa johns

(1)Usually referred to only when hungry

(2)or, in the case of rare unfortunate circumstances, a former place of employment.

(1)Im hungry lets call papa johns and get a peperoni pizza for $14
(2)I was scheduled to work untill 10pm but its fuc**n papa johns so I was there untill 2.
(2)Because i work at papa johns i have to count out 42 pepperonis on every pepperoni pizza. Or my boss will yell and me or maybe write me up.

by vince___ August 4, 2005

142πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


John Edwards

Total effing slimeball scumbag. Political roadkill.

He had a promising political career until he pulled a John Edwards.

by rexaddict February 4, 2010

54πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


John Swan!

Something awesome, unusual, fantastic, or awkward. Used more as verbal punctuation such as a exclamation point. Mainly used to establish the end of a thought or statement there may seem like there's something left unsaid. John Swan.

That plane just hit a barrel roll. John Swan!

Dude didnt know what he had coming. John Swan.

order Up, John Swan!

by nicoprice July 26, 2011

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


john fisher

A school full of wannabe road men who do rugby more than education who pretend like they’ve fucked caterham girls but low key like Coloma . They also pull their β€œjawlines” so hard they loose teeth

Oh hey look at the john Fisher boys they’re well fit

by β€œThat” bitch! September 19, 2017

48πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž