october 15

give your girl a hug

october 15

october 17

national let boys cry day

i just really wanna cry bro but it’s not october 17

October 20

National Eat Ass Day

Hey Joe, wanna go eat my ass?
No James! That’s gay!
Who the fuck cares? It’s October 20th!

October 32nd

It’s the day before No Nut November and a chance to Nut as much as possible before November 1st.

Billy:How the fuck did you nut on the first day of November.

Philip:It’s fine it’s October 32nd.

Billy:How down bad do you need to be to create an entire day.

30th of October

The 30th of October is national play og games day. NO FORTNITE

Can’t play on Fortnite today it’s the 30th of October

30th of October

international slap people starting with the letter L

30th of October is when Yea that’s right L peeeps I’m talking to those Lila, Leanne’s , Liam, Lola’s, Leo’s ohhh and yes LILLI’s

October 8th

National ask out your crush day.
On this day, regardless of sex, sexual attraction or anything else, you ask out your crush.

Yo dude, it's October 8th today.

I know bro, I'm gonna ask out Amanda.