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refers to a situation in which an undesirable candy bar in a vending machine is blocking access to the desirable candy bar behind it.
Dammit! I was jonesing for some peanut M&M's but I got choc-blocked by that Almond Joy bar that's been sitting in front of them for the past three weeks!
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The act of helping someone escape punishment or other consequences that would result from an offense that they obviously committed.
-Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Prosecutor 1: Oh shit... not the Chewbacca Defense
Prosecutor 2: Ugh.... looks like Johnnie's Coch Blocking us again...
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Being blocked from any interesting web site due to a network admin. that takes himself and his little tiny life too seriously.
Damn, all I was trying to do is check my email and I got "BOBBY BLOCKED"
Shit, Whatta Dick-Weed
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The kids at school who say "let's stop talking and get to work".
Nico: Did you know you could inject heroin into your coochie?
Quinn: Did you know you could eat it?
Louis: Did you know we can stop talking and get to work?
Quinm: Stop talk blocking us
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When a student attempts to begin an assignment (project, paper, reading, math, etc.) and can make no progress.
Friendface: How are you doing on your project?
You: Ahhh, terrible, I can't get anywhere.
Friendface: Oh, do you have student's block?
You: Yes, it's awful.
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The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).
Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...
Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.
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