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The act of shitting one's self during roadhead, thereby effectively turning said roadhead into a mobile blumpkin.
I performed the magic school bus on that ratchet ass hoe La'quisha while returning from the KFC. It smelt like the Colonel's rotting corpse, but she kept suckin.
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A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.
Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.
Note from author:
Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.
Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.
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Some kind of spike trap.
I was going to take a ride on the rape bus, but we hit a spike trap.
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When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
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This speaks volumes Or is relatable.
Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”
Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical
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Individual who is generally seen as a failure in life. They'll ride your wake while holding onto your coattails the entire time. They can be identified by asking to show you their bus pass.
Philip: Aye, what's Sean getting on the bus for?
Catbug: You didn't know? He's a bus pass nigga.
Sean: Fuck you guys. *gets on bus*
Philip & Catbug: BPN!!!!!
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The act of taking your fist and rubbing it against the pussy or clit in a clockwise or counter-clockwise motion / as a bus driver would "open the door" on a bus.
I was all ripped so I cornered Suzy and hooked her up w/ a Chubby Bus Driver. She was Dazzled.
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