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Eating a girl out while she is on her period
I was a period vampire last night with my girl
When you blow or get blown by someone using a shotgun and there is a lot of blood and guts.
When I blasted this guy off with a shotgun, he had a shotgun period.
Well, during menstruation hormonal shifts cause the cords to become edematous (swollen). This inflammation occurs just prior to the actual onset of your cycle due to increased blood supply to the larynx, causing menstrual dysphonia, an impairment of the voice. It is evidenced by hoarseness, laryngitis, vocal fatigue, less vocal control or just problems hitting high notes.
Yo, so I gotta audition but I just started bleeding and I got period voice, so this will be a shit show.
Teacher: You seem to be a little hoarse and fatigued, is it that time of the month?
Student: Yess.. My period voice is in full swing.
*practices and sounds like crap* DAMN YOU PERIOD VOICE.
The 1-hour period from at 1:00 to 2:00 AM on the second Monday of November where daylight saving will revert the time to 1:00, thus nullifying any failure of No Nut November during the period.
Your honor, that one didn’t count since it was during the theoretical nut grace period.
Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay
I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying
When your on your menstrual and you have a stomach ache you are having a Pache (P(ache) or a period ache.
Definition: Oh my stomach hurts sooo bad I’m having a period ache
A party held on the anniversary of someone getting their period. Usually just like a regular party, but with a lot of red theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
"Hey Sammy, are you coming to my Period Party this weekend?"
"No."