Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

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Playing Twister

Having sex on top of a twister mat.

Madison and I love playing twister.

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Stay for Play

Obtaining lodging in exchange for sex acts.

Tom: So do you have a place to stay when you visit NYC?

Adrian: No, there is this guy who I may be able to chill with, but i don't know him very well.

Tom: Dude, you are totally going to have to stay for play! Get ready to bend over and put out!

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Play action

When you stick you dick head in her pussy, then pulling out really fast, shove it in her ass.

Laura: My Ass still hurts, because I never saw that play action coming, that Rob gave me last night.
Alyssa: Yea he is like Peyton Manning

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play it by year

wait and see what happens

I'm going to play it by year and see what happens.

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play pretties

1. Slang word for colorful makers.

2. colorful felt-tip markers

Dad: "Stop coloring son! Pick up your fucking play pretties!"
Son: "Fuck off motha-fucka! This picture's fuckin dope!"

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play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

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