Poon Chariot

Your friend drives you around in his car while you are performing sexual acts.

Thanks Tyler for the poon chariot.

cat poon

Yo that smelled worse then my cats poon.

Cat poon is a cats poon.

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

Poon-blockage

Tampon

DUDE 1: I tried banging this chick but she had her poon-blockage in.

poon mountain

Party boots

“I can’t find my poon mountains!”

poon stamp

Stamping a male on the chest with a menstruating vagina as a sign of ownership.

My girlfriend poon stamped me last night.

poon fart

a queef

"what is that smell?"
"i queefed"
"what is a queef?...oh when your poon fart!"