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People that eat poop on every occasion day and night.
They get mad when You don’t put poop in your curry rice to make the flavor and texture extend itself.
“Poop eating is a religion”, they say
“Hey Sora are you down to go to the poop eaters competition, to see who’s the biggest nerd!”
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Poop Thong is when a girl (or guy) gets poop stains on their thong as a result of either:
a) Not wiping well enough after defecation
b) Uncontrollable explosive diarrhea
c) Anal seepage
"Yo, I heard that girl Brandi Endbare had a poop thong. It was stankier than 2 homeless mothafuckaz playin' golf on a school night, ya feel me?"
"Yeah...yeah I feel ya dawg, like a threesome between a giraffe, a hippogriff, and Ted Danson."
"Exactly mah dude, like the sickest mothafuckin' thing you ever saw. I'm talkin' sicker than a vag degreased Betty White on peyote"
"Yeah man that be some fucked up shit, thinkin' about it just makes me wanna shit a beehive"
"Better that than a poop thong. Did I tell you about that girl Brandi Endbare?"
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the white person term for the butt, arse, or asshole of a human.
the end of a human body.
Jill: I'm ready for it Phil!
Phil: Alrighty...but bite on a pillow, I'm gonna put it in the poop caboose!
Jill: Oh shit...
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The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.
After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.
This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.
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The art of defecating while locked away in prison.
The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.
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Stupid German way of saying “Oh Shit Thats Poop
*Crahses into manure truck* “DAS POOP!!!”
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