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Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend
You're a Redneck-Salamander.
A song that fits White-Americans, a.ka. Rednecks. One example is Cotton Eye Joe. The most recognized redneck song since 1995.
Redneck 1: Hey, Joe, ever heard of that one song?
Redneck 2: Sure, of course I have, Jim! Don't know why they call it the redneck song.
Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.
Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.
Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
When you have sex doggy-style and ejaculate on a girl's back in the bed of a pickup truck.
"I gave Heather the ol' redneck paintjob last night"
"Yeehaw!"
A Goofy Ass Redneck is a Goofy Redneck
“That boy all up in the mud, he’s a goofy ass redneck.”
It basically means a redneck orgy inside a bathtub but the bathtub is outise
(Drives at a farm) OH SHIT A REDNECK BATH