Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.

John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

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profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

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Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

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retard-strength

n The quality or condition of extreme physical strength.

Dude, that guy's got retard-strength!

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retard box

a box of rewards for special ed students.

Romo got candy out of the retard box.

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retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte

Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.

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Really Retarded

Next level retardedness.

Bobby: “Hey Brandon, did you here about Austin”
Brandon: “Yea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: “Damn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”

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