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profoundly retarded

A person of usually normal mental capacity who acts at times as if he has a severe mental handicap.

Me: Dude, why is Faisal walking up to dudes telling them they smell like hot garbage?
Oz: You know Faisal man, he's profoundly retarded.

by MosesFrobleard August 20, 2017

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Retard Ballet

When you have to navigate a large crowd of stupid people to accomplish a goal.

Frank just wanted to get gas, but he had to navigate a Retard Ballet to get to the pumps.

by B-Lister November 13, 2010

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retarded gazelle

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.

josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.

by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


retard-strength

n The quality or condition of extreme physical strength.

Dude, that guy's got retard-strength!

by Canajan November 17, 2007

44πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


retard box

a box of rewards for special ed students.

Romo got candy out of the retard box.

by Shroomster77 September 20, 2008

16πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Really Retarded

Next level retardedness.

Bobby: β€œHey Brandon, did you here about Austin”
Brandon: β€œYea he’s Really Retarded. I heard that he plugged an extension cord into itself and thought it would make more energy.”
Bobby: β€œDamn that’s crazy. We’re in 9th fuckin grade.”

by Closet Gayng February 7, 2021

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


retarded architecture

A piece of supposed "architecture" created by someone with such meager intelligence, that they would have to be retarded to create such a crappy work of dumbfuckness.

Also see Bastard Ass Hoe, and Loosetooth McGuillicutte

Friend1: Who the hell put all these random pieces of rotton wood here?

Friend2: Who cares, its just a bunch of retarded architecture anyway.

by The Actual Marshall September 15, 2006

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž