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Where a man sitting on the toilet without pants is turned around towards the tank while a woman comes in behind his ass and sucks his dick while he shits and subjects said woman to the splash zone.
I can't believe that girl gave you a reverse blumpkin! Yeah bro I mean I ate Mexican so she got the shits all over her!
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In opposition to Jainism, Reverse Jainism holds that all beings are equally useless and should most likely be disassembled down to their base chemicals. Similar to Nihilism at heart, only where Nihilism simply assumes things worthless, Reverse Jainism goes the next step and does something about it.
A follower of Reverse Jainism will carry a flamethrower around at all times in order to ensure that no organism goes unpunished.
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A reverse-exorcism is when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body.
This can only happen if the priest is in the middle of his "investigations"
The reverse-exorcism was a blast, i heard that the demon joined in on the priest and Lil-Kim-Jong. They all did the gok-gok
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When you basically force someone against their will to do sexual/generally frisky things to you for your own pleasure.
One: Did he even want to grab your ass?
Two: No, what's it matter?
One: You just pulled a reverse pervert!
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When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".
I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.
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A person with an obsessive compulsive appetite for anal sex, works just like Pacman, but in reverse
Tanya is such a Reverse Pacman, always finding someone new to pop her ass
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The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.
This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.
Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*
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