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Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.
While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.
originated from a person that likes to watch alot of porn and masterbate.as it accumulate, it turn from puddle to lake and then river.
marcus has made a cummy river!
An overweight liberal that is delusional about her appearance and most likely has an only fans.
A freshwater oyster that sticks itself half out of the ground and flailes it’s coochie like lips from the side of its mouth.
Wow, did you see the river coochies out there ?
A guy code that is used to secretly let other men in the general area know that a girl is on her period.
Guy 1: Emergency code red river commenced.
Guy 2: looks like we're going camping this weekend.
The result of putting a lot of effort into something useless.
Taken from the Top Gear Burma special where the trio builds a bridge on the river Kok instead that on the river kwai
A - Oh shit, the history research was on WW1 and not WW2
B - I guess we build a bridge on the river Kok
When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
Yo bro, do you think this girl is down the two rivers!?
Hell yeah! This chick loves R. Kelly!