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Milk and Sprite over ice in a dirty rocks glass.
Yo son, what'd you want to drink?
I'll take a Levittown Russian.
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Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.
It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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A Russian Dugout, how do I put this beautiful word into context. Well a Russian Dugout has a man and woman involved, first let your woman take a shit in your mouth, then the man swishes the shit around his mouth to fully coat. When all his said and done a man eats the woman's pussy out with her own shit on the man's tongue. The Russian Dugout is for adventurous people who aren't afraid to be dirty, real dirty.
That couple is so dirty, they probably have done the Russian Dugout countless times.
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If Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin had a baby.
I'd love to be an orange russian, my parents would be two of the most powerful people in the world!
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A sexual move in which the man places a woman on his dry erection and continues to spin her in circles until she reaches the bottom, hinting the term "corkscrew."
Yoo! My nigga Boyd watched me Russian Corkscrew the shit outta this one chick last night.
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Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest
Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'
Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'
Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'
товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"
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The unfortunate event of drinking to much vodka and attempting to eat dirty pussy, resulting in vomit covered pussy, or a Russian HamBeaver.
Every time i drink a whole bottle of kettleone and go home with a stranger, i end up with Russian HamBeaver breath.
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