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For a man to wear a shirt but no pants or underwear
My clothes were in the washer so I was shirt dickin’ all day
T-Shirts sold at a Vagina Monologues event.
Sleeping person: What is that ruckus outside? There aren't enough gays for it to be a marriage march, not enough pink for breast cancer support?
Friend texting back: Are there a lot of V-shirts? It could be a vagina monologues march.
Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.
"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.
"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."
when someone says "shit" it is also known as saying shirt without and r
A: Shit! i forgot to feed my dog.
B: did u just say shirt without an r?
A: damn straight
Although a rational man such as Phill is unlikely to fall for superstitions, his dedication to BL5 and the effort that he has put into improving it might cause an anomaly to occur. This anomaly might cause unreasonable amount of downtimes and seemingly impossible situations where there can only be one possible reason... Someone has the Hawaiian shirt on.
Carlos: Wears the Hawaiian shirt to the office once.
Phil: Knows that the line will break down and tells Carlos
Line actually breaks down and Carlos learns the lesson of the Hawaiian Shirt Anomaly.
Usually a Texas T-Shirt is given to a female with a flat chest. A male or female must take a shit on her chest and then mold the shit into breasts. This practice is mainly found in South America.
I gave her a texas t-shirt and she got so turned on!