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Jap Snap

Jap Snap's a fucking Japaneses girl......or pretty much any girl that is ant able to open her eyes all the way

you know what i mean nuff said jap snap

by roger cocks February 06, 2008


Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).

"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 17, 2011


snapping your carrot

The act of male masturbation, Jerking off.

You look embarrassed, it's not like she caught you snapping your carrot!

by DiamondDave75 February 08, 2015


snap a brown eye

literally: to defecate

After I got home from work, I rubbed one out, twenty minutes later I proceeded to snap a brown eye.

by Dirty Sanchez July 06, 2003


Snap, Crackle, Poop

You bang a chick in the star. Then, after you creampie, you hold her cheeks apart (gaper), and your buddy jumps out of the closet with a box of Rice Krispies and pours them in her ass. Last, put your ear really close and listen...

"Dude, I asked this drunk chick if she wanted to have breakfast, took her home, and gave her the Snap, Crackle, Poop. Lucky we had Krispies, 'cause Wheaties get stuck."

by Del Rio WI August 27, 2008


maybe she snapped

a phrase stan twitter should stop using

Stan: *Posts a video of Ariana Grande singing*
Another stan: Maybe she snapped

by stanateezordie March 15, 2018


Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.

"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"

by The Kentucky Turtle Bandit May 14, 2010