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When you spit in a towel multiple times after brushing your teeth.
I towel spit and my name is joe
The toilet water that splashed up and hits you in the taint while taking a shit.
There’s nothing more refreshing than a pre -rinse with sewer spit while taking a dump.
This happen when a girl proceeds to wash your dick with her mouth resulting in a Saliva Shampoo. When the job is down she should be able to see her reflection on your cock.
I wish this girl would give me a spit shampoo
Today is your lucky day. Don't know why?
It is because today you kan spit on any midget at his/hers face. Make sure to spit twice if the midget is named Zack.
"I've always wanted to spit on a midget, OH My! It's spit on a midget day. How nice.
Time to go and spit on my friend Zack, cause he is a horny motherfucker.
When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"
A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
Or buckspit. When you think you’re about to jock a loogie and it comes out in all directions instead.
“Dude, you got my leg with your buck spit.”