When a freakish person claws your back off in a gentle spooning position.
Holy shit, that bitch tiger spoon}ed the fuck out of me last night! I think I'm bleeding!
Beware, she's a Tiger Spooner!
The act of getting jealous of not making tips because you don't have a penis.
Kyla was so spoon jealous when she didn't make enough tips at the bar.
You like to spoon with anyone. And all you do is spoon all day.
Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.
"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."