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Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020


Stationary Status

When a person displays their status on Facebook, yet no one comments or likes it. Hence, "stationary".

Derek: "What's Fred up to?"
Mike: "Not much since he's got a stationary status."

by petepete518 August 6, 2011


Slick Status

Smooth, cool, awesome, too legit too quit, fly beyond belief, pulling off what others cant

"Man, you are so fly, how do you do it"

"Just living Slick Status"

by Hollywood JAmes June 11, 2012


re-status

posting another friends status or post as your own on facebook.

jon's gonna re-status mike's hilarious post about the philadelphia eagles.

by k8 the great September 7, 2009


Whammy Bar Status

Adj.

Something so incredulous or amazing that the greatness of the act, situation, joke, or statement can only be described as "Whammy Bar Status"

Not to be confused with "wammy bar"

"That back flip, hand spring, twister, double double tuck was totally Whammy Bar Status!"

by Amazingiest Person Ever March 18, 2009


Status-repeater

Someone on MySpace or Facebook whose status is always about the same thing or event. They are extremely annoying and truth be told, their friends skip over their status' because its always the same crap.

Ugh...she's such a status-repeater. Her status' are always about the exact same thing. Ex: I am so lucky and I have an awesome life.

by Mr. M&M January 14, 2011


Mobile Statue

A person standing frozen in the middle of a public thoroughfare, street, sidewalk, hallway or stairwell where people are normally walking, reading or writing text messages, checking e-mail, or otherwise electronically absorbed, cut off from the world around them.

I just walked right into some mobile statue on campus because I was trying to type and walk at the same time... I guess I should have gone statue too...

by Vinculus April 2, 2009