A Nintendo product played completely in one's imagination
Me: If I got suspended I'd play Nintendo
Kirsten: Wouldn't your parents take it away?
Me: So I'd play in my head, they can't take that away from me
Everette: THE SUPER PRETENDO!!
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a phrase only insecure cisgender heterosexual males use. super straight means you only date cisgender people of the opposite sex. itโs extremely transphobic and โsuper straightsโ have convinced themselves that they are oppressed, deserve a month, and are an actual sexuality.
boy 1 โthat girl is fine afโ
boy 2 โbro yk sheโs transโ
boy 1 โoh hell nah yk iโm super straight, i donโt fw thatโ
boy 2 โyessir ik, thatโs why i had to tell yaโ
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The coolest most jacked up truck or suv (sometimes jeep) in the world, usually driven by a crazy mud boggin redneck smokin cowboy killers and listening to lynard skynard.
Spencer picked me up and took me for a ride in the super swamper last night!!!!
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a dumbass โsexualityโ that is transphobic and declares that a person would not say a trans person
super straight people are transphobic and are not apart of the lgbtq+ community
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a man who loves to have hot and rough sex with other men, preferably trans men. they also have pride in a small penis and like to share it with people.
man 1: hey do you wanna stay the night here?
man 2: as long as youโre trans, iโm super straight after all
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I way for a bunch of assholes to use transphobia as a sexuality.
A- Hey, would you date them?
B- Are they transgender?
A- Yeah why?
B- Hell no bro, I don't date "real" Women/Men
A- What do you mean?
B- I'm Super straight
Cis-gender people loving other cis-gender people
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super straight is a sexuality that promotes transphobia, in which someone refuses to date trans people solely for the fact that they're trans. but what people don't know is that people who call themselves "super straight" are actually closeted comunist gay bimbos.
"im super straight"
"oh really? wow, i didn't know you were a comunist gay bimbo!"
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