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When someone is so republican it's impossible to start a conversation without him saying defend the border
Dude shut up you have redneck syndrome
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A view held largely by American conservatives that the "loss" of the Vietnam War has created an American public biased against any type of American military conflict.
They argue that bad memories of the Vietnam War (scandals, protests, riots, images of killed/wounded soldiers and civilians, etc.) have caused the American people to distrust any type of war at all. As a result, it is argued, any attempt by the United States to engage in a military conflict will be viewed by the American people as "another Vietnam."
President George H.W. Bush declared Vietnam Syndrome "kicked" after the relatively successful end of the Gulf War.
There is considerable debate as to whether the War in Iraq is "another Vietnam" and the use of that phrase has caused many to believe that Vietnam Syndrome is alive and well.
"Vietnam Syndrome" is NOT to be confused with PTSD or re-adjustment problems experienced by some Vietnam veterans.
"By God, we've kicked the Vietnam syndrome once and for all!" -- George H.W. Bush at the end of the Gulf War
"Iraq is turning into anoter Vietnam!"
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An affliction that affects mainly white gay men, Papi Syndrome is a condition that causes gay men to go in search of, or have a strong attraction to latino males for the novelty of having a latino boyfriend to show off or have as a ''trophy'', if you will. People who suffer from Papi Syndrome can easily be spotted by their broken Spanish and calling every latino they meet, '' HEY, PAPI!''
Ex. 1:
Randy: Look at that 'pah-pah-see-toe.' I'd like to have some of his 'ehn-che-lah-dah'. Hey there, Papi! whistles across the street
Tim: Dude, you suffer from a serious case of Papi Syndrome.
Ex. 2:
Julio: So how was your date last night with Michael?
Miguel: Horrible. He kept calling me 'Papi' all night and kept asking me about my immigration status. I never want to run into that Papi Syndrome-case again.
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a special feature of being attracted to douche bags, loving your self, losing weight when you don't need to and having an excuse for everything in the world.
My friend Victoria has katatonic syndrome. She recently broke up with a bf who was a douche bag and she's trying to lose weight when she doesn't need to.
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the prolonged after-effects of watching this romance movie 'The Notebook'.
Symptoms inlcude:
Feeling mushy and sappy
Believing that, men are romantic and compassionate and will give their lives for their women. Men do not posses these abilities or thoughts. They are not thinking about you and your feelings constantly.
Longing and looking for an ever-loving, deovted guy like the Notebook's lover dude 'Noah', that would barely or rarely exist, and staying miserably heart-broken over not finding such kind!
Girl (sobbingly) : Will you love me like the guy in Notebook?
Boy: Damn! You've got 'The Notebook Syndrome'
Just Get Over it! =/
Girl1: I'm extremely worried about my friend's state of mind. she cant think of anything else other than finding the unreal and non-existent love in her life!
Girl2: Shit happens! She having the Notebook Syndrome, she should better Get a Life!
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1. A person with slut syndrome often feels unloved, invaluable or undesired. They perform sexual acts with various persons to prove their self-worth or to feel desired and loved.
A person with slut syndrome will often show signs of becoming a full slut, symptoms including but not limited to:
- Needing a boyfriend or spouse to feel loved
- Needing sexual intercourse or other acts of sexual gratification from their boyfriend or spouse, or from someone outside of their current relationship, or a combination of the two, to feel loved and desired.
- Being promiscuous
- Cheating, lying, or betraying a current partner to engage in sexual activites with other persons of the opposite or same sex.
2. An affliction that turns otherwise normal people into sluts, whores, or prostitutes.
"Jenny's not too hot but I hear she's got slut syndrome, so she'll probably do it with me even though she's with Bob."
"Erika was a normal girl until she caught that damn slut syndrome from her friends... now she's a filthy whore! And I can't even afford her!"
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Benign Artemis Syndrome: An mild occurrence in the first few months of being in the Artemis Faculty, where slight disappointment and resentment are present as common symptoms and the subject retains much of his "eyesight". Complete recovery possible by lucking into a "plentiful" CCA.
Malignant Artemis Syndrome: Subject experiences regret and envy, this stage is indicated by a markedly quick rate of deterioration in "eyesight". Sociologists recommend social rehabilitation, preferably in other countries of ample opportunity, sustenance through "porno mags" is inadvisable and may result in worsening emotions at the trade-off of keeping "eyesight" healthy.
Final Stage Artemis Syndrome: Subject accepts the "Artemis Faculty" and embraces what may become his death. Others may take the easy way out and commit suicide. There is no known cure for Final Stage AS.
Hey man, I heard Jim went to Sweden to pursue his studies, lucky bastard eh ? I heard the chicks there are really hot !
No way dude! he was diagnosed with Malignant Artemis Syndrome and is going there for emergency treatment !!
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