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When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.
You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..
“Larry, you dickhead!”
“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”
Or
In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...
“Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
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to take an extremely large shit after a large meal, sleeping, ect.
Holy shit! I gotta take a dig before I shit my pants!
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1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.
2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'
This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!
We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.
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when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.
I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.
Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William
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Some who can’t take anything serious, and continuously laughs at there own jokes or the same jokes all the time. This person is most likely making a joke out of every life situation and feeds off the same jokes just to make them selfs laugh.
Dang y’all still talking about that, y’all cant take it.
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When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
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When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit
Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.
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