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Pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

A term used in Call Of Duty to express how much you raped the other team. The outside world won't know this, so you may use it as a bragging tool in everyday situations.

1: Aww man. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders, all day every day. 120 kills and 29 deaths.
2: Kickass day at the beach. Just pulling weeds and tapping shoulders.

by J_syntax June 27, 2011

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tap the car door

when, on a trip to Wisconsin Dells, you lose a sign that says "own3d" in the car door. This happens by rolling the window down while the sign is placed in between the window and guard. So, when someone gets own3d, you tap the car door. See own3d for details.

Yo! I busted a nut on Stacy's forehead. I had to go tap the car door after.

by ninjaMCninjaston January 14, 2004

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mushroom tap

What Faroramzes does to himself on a daily basis (smacking himself in the forehead with a penis)

"Damn, he so wacked himself in tha head with that kawk"

by Acid-Snake November 14, 2003

1πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


They talk about my one taps

Adil Benrlitom aka ScreaM started working with Finalmouse to create his own mouse called "ScreaM One." They made an ad for that mouse which was featured in the big CS:GO Major MLG Columbus. When Adil said the line "They talk about my one taps", it quickly became a huge meme in the CS:GO Community.

1.
xxx_NoScoper_xxx: Yo that was an awesome shot bro!
ScreaM: Well what can I say? They talk about my one taps

2.
ScreaM:

People, they know me as the headshot machine
They know me from the highlights they see
They know me from the matches they watch
They talk about my one taps

by AmoRami June 22, 2016

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Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.

John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)

by Karl45 June 30, 2009

65πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


You wanna see taps

Tracy was choking her daughter SCREAMING β€œYou wanna see taps! You wanna see taps! Then STOP! Don’t fuck with your mother!”

You wanna see taps!

by Anthony silver March 29, 2019

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Man Syrup Tap and Drop

The alternative to the Canadian Jackhammer in which the male does a handstand as the starting sexual position for 69, and as he reaches climax, his female (or male) partner sticks her (or his) finger into his anus and then knocks him down yelling "timber."

Listen ladies, if you really want a man to pay attention to you, then you've gotta try the Man Syrup Tap and Drop... one in the pink, then on the floor. Timber!

by angelicacharisma May 8, 2012

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