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A man who looks to be dying of obesity. usually having three chins and steals other peoples stuff for the fun of it but always gives it back in the end. they always have something on them to make them to try and look cool, as for example beats headphones around their neck.
david vielma: *starts laughing*
guy 1: why do you have three chins
david vielma: shut up faggot
The husband of Snow White from the Netflix\ ABC show, Once Upon A Time. He was supposed to marry Kathryn Nolan/ Princess Abigail. But then he fell for another women, Snow White. Oh they also made the savoir, Emma Swan. One last thing. David and Snow had a motto called "i'll always find you" -_-
David Nolan: I'll always find you Snow
Snow: I know you will
Executed in the canine position where one spits on the woman's back leading her to believe the man has had a happy ending. When she turns around for a cuddle she just finds herself standing in the rain instead.
Dude, you should have seen Jenna's face when i pulled the David Copperfield on her. It was great!
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An amazing pitcher for the Yankees. Number 30. The next Mariano Rivera he's amazingly cute, funny, talented, flawless and gorgeous. You really can't beat him. Known for his highsocks (which he's been rocking since June 29th 2008). Has a charity called Highsocks for Hope.
David Robertson is amazing!! His highsocks give me hope!
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When someone is singing a David Bowie song and holds up a lighter during the chorus.
Nearly burned down the house last night, I was David Bowieing to Life on Mars for 3 hours.
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a tree under which people lose their capability to act in a productive manner. Quite frequently, this great tree causes people's actions to resemble those of a froomer. contrary to popular belief, this term does NOT have a sexual connotation; them bitches do not get mad easy while sitting in the presence of david's tree. the tree,however, is not too big, and therefore is unfortunately an inadequate shield from the sun. keeping this in mind, it is absolutely crucial that one remember to bring a pair of sunglasses, preferably $7 foakleys bought from a haitian, when going to visit this wondrous spot.
bro, i want to play some lax, drink some nattys, and slam some bitches. it'll be so chill.
bro, sounds mad cill, but we cant be going to david's tree then...them bitches ain't mad easy thurr
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