A euphemism for a playing card bearing the number three. Why three's? Hog turds weigh three pounds.
Grant skillfully peels off cards in succession to all the players around the table while saying, "Five-card draw, hog turds are wild."
A friend who rescues you from potential disaster with a fattie after you have drank too much -- how? -- by scraping the hog off you and dragging you out the bar or club.
Tommy? Yeah - a great friend, he really has your back... Oh yeah! He's a hog scraper.
Someone who loves anal intercourse but refuses to douche.
I met the biggest sewer hog last night and now I have a UTI.
When you post a status update on facebook and a member of the opposite sex takes over the comment conversation, causing each and every one of your total of 10 friends to back off.
See nine out of ten current Facebooks for an example of Convo Hogging.
When something is off center or crooked.
This text printed kind of squee-hog.
The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch
Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.
A log hog can either be a male or female who touches every mans log and dont let no one touch their mans log .
Hey homie did you get rid of that log hog girl you were with she kept violating me.