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A nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. They go around café's bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. They also find mac's sexy and masturbate over the computer not internet porn.
Mate. are you a mac nerd now, i saw you in café nero the other day with a macbook air.
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A put-down insult used by the untalented people who cannot play instruments intended to somehow "lessen the glory" of the talented, skilled people, but the put-down somehow fails to work every time, contrary to "orch-dorks", a put-down aimed at orchestra people which works every time.
Person 1:"Hey, you're a band nerd!"
Person 2:"Umm, okay weirdo, at least I'm not an orch-dork like you."
Person 1: "Ohhhh that hurt!"
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Someone who is religious to a bizzare extent. When angry, they will quote scripture at you. Often enforce their morals, values, or ideas on others. Travel in packs.
The bible nerds meet every Sunday evening to discuss scripture. Oh damn.
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A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.
Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!
Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!
Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...
Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!
Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?
Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
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A lonely man. With a small toothbrush.
Wow, look at that nerd, I would hate to have a toothbrush that small...
toothbrush
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Nerd- They don't lift weights being scrawny, own items such as motorcycles, sports cars, handguns, rifles, or anything that is actually attractive, are unclean having a pigsty of a home, and generally smell bad. There a variation of Geek but have been consumed by loserness. Normally developing in early childhood. A Geek born with retardation is a Nerd.
Damn dude I can smell you from four feet away. You have enough time to complete every quest on Skyrim and World of Warcraft combined but not enough time to shower before work. Your such a Nerd.
There is a reason why Best Buy has a Geek Squad and not a Nerd Squad. For one the smell would drive away customers.
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A person (usually male) that is short, skinny, and looks young(like a baby) that happens to be a nerd and does things like get straight A's, does their homework, and does not participate in much physical activity, instead plays an excess amount of video games.
Hey Chris, wanna to go swimming with us?
No thankyou, my father requested that I study all night.
Man....what a baby nerd
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