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When Matthew shoots his shot on your chin to look like a sloppy beard, then proceeds to put the tip of his erect penis on your forehead to resemble a unicorn.
Hey Matthew can you do the hillbilly unicorn to me in your backseat again?
Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.
"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"
"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"
To give 0 fucks about others opinions and is always Horny when Lover is near
Allen has a Unicornic personality.
He is carefree and extremely Kinky
Another name for the more commonly known product Toothpaste
“I’m in the supermarket babe do we still need some Unicorn Jizz?”
“Could I borrow some of your Unicorn Jizz?”
“That Unicorn Jizz makes my teeth feel so good and my breath smell amazing!”
Literally a zebra but with a horn, like a unicorn. Comes either black and white or white and black, depending on which you feel is superior. Often causes of racial tension upon sighting.
Kyle: What the fuck is that?
Kevin: A biracial unicorn.
Kyle: What?
Kevin: Like a unicorn, but black and white; like a zebra.
Kyle: White and black you mean.
Kevin: Why you such a racist Kyle?
Something very vibrant and colourful, but nevertheless, is still puke.
These colours don't mix at all. It looks like unicorn puke.
Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.
1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!