Alpha M.

As his completely and utterly delusional pseudonym unquestionably suggests, the dwarfed 5ft4 small turbo-manlet Aaron "Alpha M." Marino is the preposterously petite personification of manlet cope. Exceeding only at telling tall tales about protein powder and his self-evident manletism, taking steroids, giving standing blowjobs and constantly inventing new forms of manlet mathematics and guy height, Aaron "Absolute Manlet" Marino is axiomatically afflicted with such Stalinesquely severe levels of small man syndrome due to his subhumanly stunted short stature, that he is forced to regularly post mortifyingly manletism and manlet rage-induced bitterly boyish bodybuilding YouTube videos out of his manlet pit of a hobbit-hole, like the sneaky and stunted, effeminate Ewok, petite little manlet princess that he most certainly is. Perhaps Aaron "Abominable Manlet" Marino would be best advised to stop being an overcompensating, scamming Little Napoleon and to finally embrace his peculiar petiteness and inherent effeminacy by henceforth only posting baking, cooking, home decoration and yoga videos while enthusiastically submitting to a real man (manmore) and thereby accepting his ridiculous role as the sexy sissy manlet that he was always destined to be, as nature so clearly intends it?

Madison: Manlet detected. Isn't that Aaron Alpha M. "Abhorrently Minuscule" Marino being brutally squashed beneath a two-pound dumbbell over there? Maria: Who cares? Short people got nobody. Madison: Manlets rise up!

alpha juice

The semen of an alpha male. This liquid is said to have healing properties. The juice of an alpha is sacred in many discord servers.

I just love Jason's alpha juice! I could drink it all day!

Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone

diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male

alpha male

An alpha male (or dominant male) is a male that likes to dominate other men sexually.

Person 1: "Which type of male are you?"
Person 2: "I'm an alpha male"
Person 1: "Oh nice! I'm a sugma male."

Alpha Males

A male that shows extreme confidence, nurturing, sexiness, masculinity and alpha ness.

Often only associated to the 0.0001% of Males worldwide. This title should be honoured and Beta’s surrounding must worship these absolute units.

Most commons names are: Joseph, Jake, Pasha and Lawson.

Message an Alpha Male here to here their experience first time.

Jessie: “Omg, have you seen Joseph and Jake recently?”

Amanda: “Ikr, they are such Alpha Males!”

alpha male

the most dominant person in the group who leads the rest of the boys

"you're the most alpha male out of all of us"

Alpha Male

A guy who shaves his hair into the slickest mullet in town and gets all the women(Always the dominant male)

Carl is such an “Alpha Male”
Carl gets all the women