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Called the "chameleon of his generation", he's basically one of the bloodiest best actors alive today. he can play an emaciated insomniac or a psychotic yuppie, and can even pull off wearing a bat suit. he can also pull off any accent in the english language. did i mention he is incredibly gorgeous? when he's not starving himself for his movies, that is.
Except on the internet, he's drastically underrrated and underexposed. Has major roles in Empire of the Sun, Batman Begins, American Psycho, the Prestige, Rescue Dawn, I'm Not There.
Christian Bale is not just way more orgasmic than Leo Dicaprio, he's also a much better actor. Not to mention he doesn't look like a little girl, despite being over 30.
If the world was fair, Christian Bale would have been nominated ten times for an Oscar by now.
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1. an oxymoron
2. a diversion genre of music to distract young, restless, and confused Christians from their real religion.
"Forget my priest, I'm going to find God through Skillet."
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Do you know about Christian Shit?
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A piece of shit coward , scared to fight so he uses weapons to defend his sorry ass .
Person: Hey you know Christian casas?
Other person: yea I know that dip shit he’s a little bitch and his girlfriend is a cum dumpster
That moment a Christian creampies another Christian but they aren’t married
Priest: So what happened?
Man: I had Christian Gravy with a woman
Priest: You unholy bastard
A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s
“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”
A "UD Christian" is a Christian who obsesses over Jesus and how to come up with words, verses, or other Christian concepts to create unique and compelling words to share on Urban Dictionary. They are often inspired by the words of Jesus when he mentioned "the few.” They see Urban Dictionary as having a great Harvest for the kingdom of God as inspired by Jesus when he said in Matthew, “The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few." UD Christians are courageous and yet kind, loving, and compassionate, and are striving to do as Jesus said in Matthew 5:16, "Let your light so shine before men, that they see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven." They are compelled and driven by the love of Christ to be a light for the gospel of Jesus Christ.
Did you hear about the billionaire that came to know Jesus as the Lord of their life after reading the "UD Christian" definition of abiding in the word and then actually testing out the concept?