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when one of your friends in a server of discord says "HEY THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY SERVER SO DONT FUCKING CUSS" but they werent sopposed to cuss
hey
what
this is a fucking family friendly 2 server why are you cussing
When a group of men who are close like a family engage in sexual acts and downright degrade that bitch in every hole for an substantial amount of time or untill they have had there full
Guy 1: hey Nicole wants to hang out
Guy 2: let's give her a bar and end up going family on a bitch
A family reunion in which cousins, aunts, uncles, and even grandparents deliberately sneak off after dinner. This usually results in a pregnancy, however the two family members do not deny it is their baby. They proudly get married and have the baby, while everyone is completely informed that the two parents are cousins.
Well me and my cousin Paul were always really close, it wasn't until the Alabama Family reunion that we decided to go all the way, now look at us, married and having kids.
When you, your cousins, and all your uncle's,(they are all men) all finish in the mash taters and your sisters, your girl cousins, and your mom get pregnant. (The only twist here is that your sisters, cousins and your mom are all 5 years old.
Oh my Lord I can't wait to go to cousin Candace's birthday party, I heard they are gonna have an Alabama Family Reunion!
L.A. Bloods incarerated inside Stoney Mountian Penitentiary start a new Bloodset in 2000 called MBF to fight back against rivals such as Crips and Indian Posse but soon turned their attention to the Manitoba Warriors as their arch rival.
damn i got beat up by those mbf's for wearing all black, manitoba blood family hate blackflaggs dude.
The act of four or more family members getting together and splitting up by gender, the males then bang on the women's asses and boobs until the women begin to bleed from the anus. Then, the man licks up the blood and everyone returns to normal activities.
Sister: I'm bored, what do you want to do?
Brother: How about a Family Drum Circle
Grandpa: HELL YEAH!
Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker