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A really cool way to say Jewish. It will soon replace the traditional Jewish in all media, print materials, adn in other zoom ways.
Non-Jewish person: You're Jew-ash.
Jewish person: That's a cool way to say Jewish man.
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A setup including a trail of pennies and other small coins leading to a cardboard box, which is propped up with a ruler and string and having a bagel underneath it.
The easiest way to protect yourself from a common cause for the loss of money and/or a kosher diet is a Jew trap.
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When an affected ear has become accustomed to only hear the sound of gold falling.
I can't hear anything out of my left ear except the gold coins in my wallet, looks I've caught some jew ear.
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the incinerator on halo easily found on the map construct
***jew burner***
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If an object, person or thing is called or preserved to be "Jewed Up", It usually means that it is fucked up, destroyed, messed up, or just generally broken or retarded to some degree. Occasionally one may replace the simple "I don't know why it's broken." to "This things fucking jewed up to the max!" In order to illistrate that they have no idea as to why the object is in the current condition.
(Guy 1) Hey man, lets see your robot.
(Guy 2) Fine, there's something wrong with it though.
*robot starts going forward then comes to a complete stop and starts spinning in circles for no perticular reason.*
(Guy 1) AHAHAHA! That things fucking jewed up!
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A Pepperoni Jew would be classified as a person with a large amount of acne as well as a large nose. Acne + Large Nose = Pepperoni Jew. The person doesn't necessarily have to be Jewish.
Ewwwww, Tom. What a large nose you have. Such terrible acne you have too. PEPPERONI JEW
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A jewish person texting.
Or someone that all they do is texting.
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