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When you're in the middle of fucking a bitch and you want to spice things up you light a bong, make the bitch take a fat rip then you choke her so all the smoke gets stuck in her lungs. This causes the bitch to viciously try to get the smoke out but cannot.
Me: Bro last night me and Stephanie were fucking and we did the Smoke 'n' Choke.
Friend: Damn how'd she react?
Me: She was struggling shit was hot.
Friend: Nice dude.
When you see a wheat field and have the urge to masturbate to it.
"That wheat field is looking real good today. Every time I see it I just want to rub one out. I guess I'm gonna wheat n beat my meat."
Altering the handlebars on a bike by flipping drop bars (typical road bike handlebars) over and cutting them down into bull horn handlebars.
Old Schwinn fixie conversion with flop 'n' chop (bullhorn) handlebars.
The act of smelling/sniffing a girls vagina or asshole and masturbating to that pleasant, erotic scent.
Dude 1- "See that girl over there?"
Dude 2- "Yeah why?"
Dude 1- "She forced me to Sniff 'n Whack :/.."
Dude 2- "My condolences, dude...."
Terror and Tyranny as pronounced by Dubya
Saddam has weapons of terr' 'n tirny!
when a girl is either really bitchy or annoying or both so if you were to have sex with her then you would duct tape her mouth to keep her quiet to make it more enjoyable, for you at least.
A: What do you think of that chick?
B: Wow that bitch, shes such a tape n' tap
A: Like 5 layer tape n' tap status.
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To show up to class long enough to be counted as present then making a dash for the door.
Sara: I don’t wanna go to class today.
Carson: then just pull a meet n yeet like I did!