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A folder containing documents of importance but with ranging categories. For short I.P.F.
Hey man, can you hand me my important papers folder? it's got my job application in it.
The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash
Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!
A special safety area in jail for mental health. When you act crazy in jail, they give you a paper gown instead of the jail uniform so you can’t hurt yourself and they put you in a special area (usually isolated) until the psychotic episode subsides.
She got caught snorting Benadryl in the pod again so they sent her to Paper Gown Town for 24 hours.
When someone tries to outdo you in a rock paper scissors game in an attempt to force you into doing something you REALLY don't want to do, so you shoot them.
Roommate: "Man, these dishes are stacked! Rock paper scissors for who has to do 'em!"
Me: "Glock paper scissors, SHOOT!"
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
Me: "I win."
When I realize that I may have to do dishes in prison:
*LOUD POP* *THUD*
A scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. The connections are frequently a result of doing a PhD in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. The 'tenure track paper' doesn't really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective - to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent Associate Professor position within the university, aka the tenure.
A: "What do you think of the paper of Long which just came out recently?"
B: "I'm wondering why he is getting paid to do this "research". Classic 'tenure track paper'...
Toiley T. Paper is a toilet paper puppet that announces the "Poop Word of the Day"
Toiley T. Paper: Here's your Poop Word of the Day! Instead of saying you're going to take a poop, say you're-making chocolate pudding! Don't eat it, though.
type of hipster that prefers paper over plastic
Paper Towel Hipster: Dude! Don't drink that cocktail with a plastic straw! Think of the turtles...
Hipster: Oh. Yeah. I almost forgot. Thanks!