" I need to take a shower cause my crotch pit is smelling ripe."
a fake mosh pit. very weak with no proper moshing happening.
oli: dude, you see that mosh pit last night at the suicide silence gig?
matt: you could hardly call that a mosh pit. it was a pseudo pit!
Someone who excelled at the art of meat smoking. AKA RyanS
Damn that dude smokes some good meat, he’s a pit daddy.
Pits of fury is when you are infected with a strong ability to cause nuclear explosions with your armpits.
I hate *insert whatever*
RAHHHH FEEL MY WRATH!! *pits of fury bomb*
sticking your arm pit in a girls face.
when your wife or girl friend just lays there during sex. so you pin her down and put your arm pit in her face.
dude my wife just lays there during sex what should i do?
his buddy says pit the bitch.
Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.
Person 1
"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"
Person 2
"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."
When you realize that someone is jealous (he or/she) to the point its crazy, because you are and always were, cooler than them so they wanna destroy everything about you that they love so no one else will love you cuz they dont know how to love themselves.
Without knowing it you realize your walking on eggshells defending yourself about something you never did because the "pit person" knows they can never keep you they aren't cool enough to act right but you are like....omg I'm in the pit trying to explain how I'm real to the point I'm about to put the lotion on the skin and I don't even like this person or know how I got in the pit from silence of the lambs
"Tammy thought they could learn to love each other, but 12 years later she was like oh crap I'm in the pit with some jealous psycho gaslighting me" in the pit