Whore Wife

A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.

My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.

Wife Span

The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.

Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.

leeknows wife

we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER

leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity

Newts wife

Not Melie’s wife

Newts wife is not Melie’s wife.

Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....

Man associated with extremely hot Shaindel-space.

Like a hot-knife (through butter)

(a knife as heated through the agency of hot-butter through which it passes)

knife=hot-butter
'Alice'-inn...(butter)
wife=butter
rebbe-of-the-knife= Rebbe-of-the-hot-wife....

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Wife-Stitch

The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.

"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"