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person 1: hey have you heard thomas headon?
person 2: yeah he’s a shitty singer
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OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.
Thomas Edison invented 1,093 things. How many have you invented?
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An enormous ass that everybody notices at a party. All the women fall for it, and all the men are either jealous or secretly want to hit that cul as well. Some men are less discreet and tell everyone how much they lust for the Thomas Gros Cul. If you have a Thomas Gros Cul in your life, hold on tight and never let those cheeks go. Someone who has a Thomas Gros Cul might not want to admit they have such cheeks, they might even try to hide it, or ban people who mention his cul.
"Damn, did you see his ass? That's a real Thomas Gros Cul right there!"
"Shit, I kinda wanna smash..."
"Shit, is that a Thomas Gros-"
*Discord disconnection sound*
He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.
Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?
Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!
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A man who has a huge sexy ass and every woman wants him because of that
Thomas gros cul, that ass looks good
I want to ride that, please
Thomas, how many times per week do you hit the gym?
Thomas I thinks that is genetics, I just don't believe the size
Thomas, how do you walk around with that ass
You must be lifting a lot of pallets at Maxi
I heard you are a political right winger, that must be why you have that ass
He is the best actor known to man and HE IS BEAUTIFUL. He is mainly known for his role as the beloved Newt in the Maze Runner, along with Dylan O'Brien and others. Of course a real fan would know that he has been in many other movies such as: Nanny McPhee, Nowhere Boy, Game of Thrones, Love Actually, Death of a Hero, OBVIOUSLY Phineas and Ferb and many more. He is British and his birthday is: May 16th 1990. His Dad is Mark Sangster and his mother is Tasha Bertram, he also has a sister named Ava. His 2nd cousin, once removed is Hugh Grant.
Peasant: Who is the guy who plays Newt in The Maze Runner?
Awesome Person: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW ITS THOMAS BRODIE SANGSTER!
The biggest ass in North America since 2004, after the death of Ronald Reagan, the previous owner of the biggest ass. Thomas Gros Cul is larger than Brazil and has 4 time zones. It's one of the biggest tourist destinations in the world: it has beaches, amusement parks and the Ass Canyon, a canyon larger than the Grand Canyon. It's also the home to the stadium of the Grosculville Lifters, the best NHL team ever. Thomas Gros Cul is where the Manhattan Project took place.
"Yo, have you ever been to the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah I have. I went there for my school trip!"
"Wanna hit the Thomas Gros Cul?"
"Yeah sure, let's go to the Gros Cul bars!"
There has been a terrible hurricane in Thomas Gros Cul, due to the Thomas Big Fart.