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A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
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The brand new V-card that a girl recieves when she enters a college. The college v-card is usually lost within a few days, for the good girls its lost within weeks, for the saints its kept for a semester. The college v-card is not given to gilrs who attend Junior College.
Emerson.. Did you hear about Susie?
Monroe....No what happened?
Emerson...Kevin snatched her college v-card!!!
Monroe...Damn she only lasted 2 days!!!
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A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.
Dickhead: "Give me all your money"
You: "Fuck you"
Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"
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A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.
"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"
The objective of the game is to throw your friends deck of cards into the fire pit. The person has to try to not get mad
the god of the reverse card and no u
followed by no u infinity
Alex: ur mum gey
Daniel: No u
Alex: reverse card
Daniel: reverse card infinity
Alex:*fucking dies*
When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.
Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good
Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me
Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)