bitch cow

a piece of shit son of a bitch life ruiner. with a funny lip problem. big bitch, like a cow. hence bitch cow.

girl 1: "god that girls such a bitch!"
girl 2: "totally, she's a bitch cow!"
girl 1: "OMG youre so right!"
girl 2: "I holla."

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cow fart

when a cow farts you dumbass....what the fuck did you think it meant

i walked in a field only to find a cow in the middle of cow fart

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green cow

Used as a code word over the phone. The person on the other line must guess it however if they do not know you add things to "green cow" such as my green cow space to say the word myspace.

Julie:I dont know she sent my something on green cow.
Mike:What?
Julie: on my green cow space.
Mike: oh, o.k. on your myspace.
Julie: Exactly!

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Moo Cow

AHHHHHHHH

What does the doggie say? Bow-wow. What does the kittie say? Meow meow. What does the moo cow say?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Having a cow

The act of over celebrating for a personal feat or someone messing up (losing ankles, air balling etc.)

Aj was having a cow when Melody lost her ankles during lunch.

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Cow Gazing

The act of watching a group of large women dance on the dance floor.

We sat back recording the cow gazing as the dance floor cleared out.

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bruce cow

A man who makes sells and tests dildos in Willy wonkas asshole while licking his grandmas titties

What a Bruce cow

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