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What began as a misunderstood word, has now lead to the rights for one woman toast to love another woman toast.
Girl:What are you doing?
Other girl:Nothing just reading a cute story about Lesbian Toast. :3
The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
When a guy takes two fingers and pokes them into a girls ass, then into her mouth.
Hey baby let me give you a french toast poke! It'll be delicious!
The person responsible for making/preparing sides to the main dish.
I need my Toast Bitch out here to get the salad ready to go with this chicken.
The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries
Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.
Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch