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true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013


The true asshole

you just meet this girl somewhere and then you hang out with her for 3 weeks then some other guys shows up and ruins your fucking plan. Then you think to yourself "I will assassinate this bitch if he doesn't stop his flirting shit " Then you meet back with your friend after the third day they hang out and she just gets tired of you and doesn't want to do anything like you guys used to because your friend that you liked is dong it with dat ass hole and you ont know what to do so you just buy her things and buy her things and you realize the only reason she is doing things with you is because you buy her shit because you have the money to spend but you want to save it to buy a car. Then you stop because there's no point of trying anymore and you met a new girl. Then you see the asshole chilling with another girl and you say "Wtf" then you realise wtf do i care. That's what you call the true ass hole>

The true asshole
guy:hey
girl:hey

guy:so hows it going:
Next few weeks

asshole:hey

girl:hey
girl:your nice

ashole:flerts with her

boy:Wtf fuck you
a few weeks later

Boy: Im tired of buying her shit
newgirl:well you should not
boy: um ok you herd that

newgirlyeah

a few weeks later
Newgirl:I like you

boy:I like you too

you guys hug

The true ass hole:with a girl
boy:Wtf
boy-Doesn't care

by True catch October 15, 2018


You're true

A way of expressing your belief in someone’s sincerity, truthfulness, or correctness

Player 1: Yo bro that new carti is tough
Player 2: you're true fam

by shenskii July 22, 2024


true cinephile

you're a true cinephile, if you watch a lot of movies in a short period of time and then just stop for a few weeks (because you're busy). this cycle goes on forever.

"How many movies did you watch this month?"
"20"
"Wow. How about last month?"
"-3"
"You're a true cinephile"

by movielover123 February 8, 2024


True dat

Agreeing with a certain situation or being of the same understanding .

Joe says Hey Tim your pretty good at driving that firetruck. Tim responds with true dat, meaning he agrees with the statement.

by Buttface McGee 44 October 8, 2017


true dat

a saying that is used when something is true

My friend said that one of the new 6th graders at the school was really good at soccer and all my friends said true dat

by hwjklsdjvlk April 28, 2016


true dat

A reference to the fact that DAT (Digital Audio Tape, a physical magnetic cassette tape format for digital data and media storage, also being an early lossless digital music recording format and medium, with helical read/write heads similar to those used with VHS videocassettes), preserved the complete nature of the recorded and so sounds “true” (generally 48kHz 16-bit stereo PCM), unlike the disgraceful and horrible lossy formats such as mp1l3 (OK, mp3), ATRAC (MiniDisc), PASC (as used on the well-known DCC format), and many other pretenders such as RealAudio. All of those lossy encoders produce recordings that sound “false”, and denigrate music and human experience below acceptable limits. DAT is the one true fin-de-siècle medium, hence the term “true dat”.

“You know what? I heard that before and it didn't really get me!”
“Really?”
Yeah for sure. This time it was somehow different, I really felt the vibe.”
True dat.”

by SanguinePomelo June 29, 2020