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its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you
man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto
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When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
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A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!
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When someone doesn't like being around you and they look at you like you are a turd on a log!
Ugh.. I don't want to hang out with her today. She is a turd on a log.
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Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.
Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.
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when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin
dude did someone give that guy a roker turd
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The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.
Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.
Try cleaning off the mouse turds.
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