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Somebody that shits so much, not only their apartment smells like shit, but their hallway smells like shit. Otherwise known as a "turd slayer."
" Charlie slayed turds all day long. He is a turd murderer
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when you take a dump on somebodys chin and as it slides it looks wrinkly like Al Roker's chin
dude did someone give that guy a roker turd
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Turds that float back to the top, even after flushing the toilet.
Chad had to flush twice because the helium turds floated back up after the first flush.
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The gunk that accretes on the bottom of a computer mouse.
Argh, my computer pointer is jumping all over the place.
Try cleaning off the mouse turds.
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– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
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its when you shoot at high speed feces of both loose and hard consistancy out you
man my turd cannon will be working overtime after this buritto
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When you flush a monster sized one down the toilet then come back hours later to see it fermenting in the bowl, realizing one flush was not enough to banish it to the next realm.
After investigating the putridity emanating from the bathroom, I discovered a bad case of turd revenge.
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