Jean Boner

You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.

"Dude look at Susy's crotch"

"Oh shit, she has a total Jean Boner!!!"

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Danger Boner

A byproduct of being in perilous circumstances and also being kinda turned on by said fact.

Dude, I just swam with a tiger shark and, damn, I got a huge danger boner.

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Boner Bungee

Strapping a relentless boner down with the elastic waist band of your boxers.

Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.

Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.

Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.

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Boner Whistle

A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.

Ben: Do you hear that?
Laky: Sounds like a Boner Whistle in the distance.
Josh: I'M BLIND!

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girl boner

The aroused clitoris

This porn is giving me a girl boner

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cuntry boner

Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.

I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum

Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!

My cuntry boner...it won't go down!

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Boner Champ

The champion. The greatest. The one.

"I am the Boner Champ." - Bill R.

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